Coming Soon to Crazy Clubs!

Crazy Clubs is committed to keeping its line of club offerings fresh and exciting for all you Crazy golfers out there to enjoy.  As a result, we work countless hours in our crazy laboratories to design and manufacture a few new club themes every calendar quarter so that you can have a broad variety of Crazy Clubs to choose from.

Some of the clubs our mad scientist club engineers currently have in production planning for release within the next few months include the following:

The "Put It Tight" Club™
The "Master of Disaster" Club™
The "Dance Floor" Club™
The "3 Martini Round" Club™
The "Crazy College" Clubs™

The "Put It Tight" Club™

It is every duffer's dream to hit a massive drive down the center of the fairway and then "Put It Tight" on the approach shot for a chance at making an all-to-uncommon birdie.  We're not talkin' 10 or 12 feet from the flag stick here, we're talkin' "gimme" distance from the hole.  To improve the odds of this happening more frequently on the course and not in your dreams, we have designed a Crazy Club that integrates the necessary components that will make a tight approach shot almost automatic.  What could these components be you ask?  Here is a hint:

What would you get if you crossed a short iron golf club, a marksman's rifle, and distance range finding optics?

The "Master of Disaster" Club™

Anyone who has ever played the game of golf can say that there is at least one person they know who would qualify as a "Master of Disaster" on the golf course.  This person may even be themselves!  You know the type, the kind of golfer that has at least four "blow-up" holes per round and has a tendency to break windows on the homes that line narrow fairways.  They also tend to have big egos which obligates them to pull the driver out of the bag on the tee box even though they openly admit that they can't hit it straight !  Sound familiar ?  Well Crazy Clubs has a solution to this problem.  We have designed a Crazy Club that integrates the necessary components that will take the mystery out of the imminent disaster that is about to occur when this type of golfer pulls the driver out of the bag.  You already know something bad is going to happen so why not just blow everything up BEFORE they swing, take a stroke, and save yourself the embarrassment of hitting yet another disastrous shot?  What could these components be you ask?  Here is a hint:

What kind of golf club would you get if you crossed a driver, a few sticks of TNT, a detonator, and a sound effect module?

The "Dance Floor" Club™

Let's face it, every golfer wants to be on the "Dance Floor" in regulation on every hole but for many of us, this is just a dream.  But when it does happen (albeit infrequently), duffer's have been known to jump for joy, maybe do a little jig, or maybe even sing a little tune of happiness to celebrate their good fortune.  We at Crazy Clubs felt it was important for golfer's like this to be properly equipped for a "Dance Floor" type celebration.  As a result, we have designed a Crazy Club that integrates the necessary components that will make this celebration something to remember and at the same time get the rest of the foursome into a dancin' mood.  What could these components be you ask?  Here is a hint:

What would you get if you crossed a short iron golf club and an electronic guitar?

The "3 Martini Round" Club™

There is no doubt that a few cocktails during a round of golf can take the pain out of shooting a high score or in some cases it might even improve your game!   But if you are like us here at Crazy Clubs, we just hate waiting for the beverage cart to come around and god forbid we are playing on a course that doesn't permit coolers or serve alcohol!  In an attempt to mitigate the risk of not having your favorite cocktail within arms reach or at your beckoned call, we have designed a Crazy Club that integrates the necessary components that will take on-course cocktail mixing to a new level.  What could these components be you ask?  Here is a hint:

What kind of golf club would you get if you crossed a driver, a martini set, some good booze, and a sound effect module?  I like mine shaken, not stirred...

The "Crazy College" Clubs™

The fans of college sports can be as crazy as golfers when it comes to support for their alma mater's favorite team sport.  In fact, they may be even crazier than golfers!  Given this reality, why not mix crazy golfers with crazy college sports fans?  The mixture of the two would guarantee plenty of laughs on the course as well as provide some new and interesting stories/lies for the next tailgate party.  In an attempt to facilitate the merging of the two maniacal camps, we have designed a Crazy Club that integrates the necessary components that will allow college sports fans to fly their colors on the golf course will providing some golf weaponry that will humble even the best equipped golfers.  What could these components be you ask?  Here is a hint:

What would you get if you crossed a golf club, a miniature basketball or football, a college mascot, and a sound effect module?   Hail to the Victors!... Roll Tide Roll!...