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Frequently Asked Questions We might be crazy or maybe even a little psychotic but we can't read your mind like a late night TV psychic. Even though we are challenged in this regard, we have taken our best shot at trying to anticipate the types of questions you may have about our company, products, and some other related topics. If you can't find the question or the answer you seek, you can contact us and we will do our best to answer your question. The other alternative is to consult the TV psychic mentioned above. I am sure he or she will be able to help but asking us won't cost you anything.
What are Crazy Clubs? Q : What are Crazy Clubs? They are the coolest and most unique novelty golf clubs on the planet. Crazy Clubs are real golf clubs made from high quality components that also have a special theme that has been integrated right into the club. Themes include:
Q : Why should I buy a Crazy Club? Have you ever had a hard time finding that special gift for the golfer who has everything? Tired of the same old stuff to choose from? Crazy Clubs represents a cool and humorous alternative to the same old boring golf stuff. They are truly a unique golf related gift that only a golfer can fully appreciate. They are the perfect gift for many different occasions including:
Q : How many different kinds of Crazy Clubs are there? The simple answer is MANY! We try to introduce anywhere from one to three new clubs each calendar quarter so that you have plenty of options and themes to choose from in terms of our standard club offerings. Our club offerings fall into one of two product lines: Scramble - This line of clubs represents our "standard" club offerings and they are sold directly through this web site as well as through a network of retailers including off-course specialty golf stores, golf pro shops, and Internet commerce sites. Click here to view our current club offerings in this product line and to purchase your very own Crazy Club via this web site. Click on Retail Store Locator to locate a Crazy Clubs retailer near you. Captain's Choice - This is our custom/special order club line. If you want a one-of-a-kind Crazy Club, a corporate brand/logo club, a private label club, or any other club that is not in our Scramble line of clubs, we can make it for you. Our team of rocket scientist club designers will offer up plenty of ideas and suggestions for your one-of-a-kind club. The Captain's Choice line of Crazy Clubs are sold directly through this web site. Click here to learn more about how you can order your very own Captain's Choice Crazy Club. Q : Where can I buy a Crazy Club? The Scramble line of Crazy Clubs are sold directly through this web site as well as through a network of retailers including off-course specialty golf stores, golf pro shops, and Internet commerce sites. Click here to view our current club offerings in this product line and to purchase your very own Crazy Club via this web site. Click on Retail Store Locator to locate a Crazy Clubs retailer near you. Q : How do I place an order for a custom Crazy Club? The Captain's Choice line of Crazy Clubs is our custom/special order club line. If you want a one-of-a-kind Crazy Club, a corporate brand/logo club, a private label club, or any other club that is not in our Scramble line of clubs, we can make it for you. Our team of rocket scientist club designers will offer up plenty of ideas and suggestions for your one-of-a-kind club. The Captain's Choice line of Crazy Clubs are sold directly through this web site. Click here to learn more about how you can order your very own Captain's Choice Crazy Club. Q : How much does a Crazy Club cost? The cost for a Crazy Club that is in our Scramble line of clubs will vary depending on the type of club you are interested in and the source you are purchasing it through. This line of clubs is sold through this web site as well as through a network of retailers including off-course specialty golf stores, golf pro shops, and Internet commerce sites. The purchase price for the clubs sold through this web site are listed with each product. If you purchase a Crazy Club through another retail outlet, these retailers ultimately decide how and where to price the product. But I think it is safe to say that depending on the type of club you want to purchase and the retailer that you purchase it through, the retail price will range from $99-$149. Click here to view our current club offerings in this product line and to purchase your very own Crazy Club via this web site. Click on Retail Store Locator to locate a Crazy Clubs retailer near you. Our Captain's Choice line of Crazy Clubs is our custom/special order club line. These clubs are designed and built to order so as a result, each individual club or special order for many of the same club are quoted on an order by order basis. Click here to learn more about how you can order your very own Captain's Choice Crazy Club. Q : What is the Crazy Clubs sound effect module and how does it work?
Examples of Recordable Sounds:
Examples of Sound Effect Sources:
Operating Instructions:
Note: Removing or changing the batteries will not cause the recording to be lost. Q : How does Crazy Clubs protect my privacy? See our Privacy Policy for more information. Q : Is my credit card and other personal information safe? While we may stretch the truth when describing our 350 yard drives or 40 foot putts, you can take us at our word when it comes to keeping your personal information safe. We use state-of-the-art methods to secure your data. Even the National Security Agency would find our systems tough to crack! See our Privacy Policy for more information. Q : Do you offer any other products besides clubs? In addition to clubs, Crazy Clubs also offers a complete line of Crazy Wear™ apparel and Crazy Accessories for the totally crazy golfer. These products are sold directly via this web site and they include:
Q : Can I actually use a Crazy Club to hit a golf ball? The simple answer is yes...BUT...we do not recommend it! Our clubs are made from real, high quality golf club components and they are assembled using generally accepted techniques for club assembly, but they also include a lot of "adornments" that could be damaged if the clubs were used for actually hitting a golf ball. Each one of our clubs comes with the following disclaimer on the hang tag: WARNING! THIS IS A NOVELTY GOLF CLUB PRODUCT AND IT SHOULD BE USED FOR DISPLAY AND HUMOROUS CONVERSATION PURPOSES ONLY! THIS GOLF CLUB SHOULD NOT BE USED FOR HITTING A GOLF BALL OR PLAYING GOLF! THE MANUFACTURER OF THIS PRODUCT DISCLAIMS ANY WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. IF YOU USE THIS CLUB TO PLAY GOLF, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK AND CRAZY CLUBS, INC. IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE DONE TO THE CLUB OR INJURY TO ANY PERSON THAT MAY RESULT. OUR LAWYERS INSISTED ON THIS DISCLAIMER….ENJOY! Although we don't recommend you actually use these clubs for playing golf, you are guaranteed to get plenty of laughs out of your foursome when you whip one of these weapons out of your golf bag - not to mention the laughs and admiration you would get if you were to hang one up in your home or office. Q : How does Crazy Clubs come up with the themes for their clubs? If you are a golfer - especially a bad one - then you already know the answer to this question but in an attempt to be more specific, the sources for the club theme ideas come from a couple of primary sources including:
Click here to find out more about how you can contribute your idea for a Crazy Club and how you can become a Golf God level member of our Crazy Clubhouse at the same time. Q : How do you engineer and manufacture a Crazy Club? What a stupid question. We could tell you the answer but then we would have to kill you so just forget you ever asked yourself this question. Click here to navigate directly to the FAQ on "What is the meaning of life?". Q : Where do you manufacture Crazy Clubs? Our galactic headquarters is located in Cary, North Carolina which is less than a parsec (1 Earth hour) ride by car to some of the finest golf courses you will find anywhere in the galaxy. I am referring of course to the Sandhills region of North Carolina which includes the Pinehurst area courses just to name a few. We have also established club assembly and distribution operations on Venus for the women's line of clubs and Mars for the men's clubs. The Martian's are just nuts over these clubs and they are only a few light years away. Delivery turnaround times for the completed clubs are pretty quick because they use the star gate that we have built for them. In addition to these two operations, we were recently contacted by a group representing Vega who were interested in setting up an operation in their star system but we thought that they were just way to serious about golf so we decided to pass on that particular opportunity. If you believe this then you have obviously been hit in the head by one too many golf balls... Q : Can a Crazy Club make me a scratch golfer? Our philosophy at Crazy Clubs, Inc. is pretty simple with respect to our products - we don't make promises we can't keep. With respect to your golf game, I am confident that there is only one thing in the universe that can make you a scratch golfer - a pencil with an eraser on the end. Q : Are Crazy Clubs approved for use on the PGA or LPGA tours? We considered petitioning these fine organizations to allow our clubs on their respective tours but we quickly concluded that using these clubs would obsolete most golf courses by consistently producing scores in the low to mid-50's. Call us old fashioned but we just felt that the game of professional golf was just not ready for these high tech clubs. Q : What is the meaning of life? If you have to ask this question then you must be a real loser and you are obviously not a Crazy golfer. The answer to this question can be boiled down to four simple activities:
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The Crazy Clubs sound effect module is a battery powered sound effect recording device that is mounted on selected
Crazy Clubs. The purpose of the device is to enhance the theme of the particular Crazy Club by integrating sound into the overall design. The
recording device will allow the club owner to record up to 30 seconds of virtually any type of sound from virtually any source. Examples of
sound effects that crazy golfers could record on this device as well as potential sources for those sounds would include but not be limited
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